me:	arghh I feel shit
body:	here's the flu, complete with muscle aches, headaches, runny nose and sore throat.
face:	here's some acne
mouth:	wait lets get some wisdom teeth coming through.
uterus:	its not even time for your period but here's some stabbing ovary pain that will last all day
weather:	lets be the coldest it's been all year and rain harder than it has since the last flood.